Paris Hilton has released another video in her campaign for fake president on Funny or Die. In this lastest installment, the blond socialite solicits advice from "one of our great fake presidents," Martin Sheen; and discusses her FoPo (that's foreign policy in Paris-speak) and a way to solve the FiCri: Pull the troops out of Iraq and lower mortgage rates, respectively. What a sensible young lady!

And in November's issue of Harper's Bazaar, quoted in US Magazine, the pseudo-airhead gives Gov. GILF some girly pearls of wisdom:

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.

If elected faux-POTUS, Paris promises:

to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.

She and her a running mate, ("Rihanna, of course. She's hot.")  would redecorate the White House with "a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool" to reflect "these trying economic times."

Paris also pledges to bring about campaign reform:

I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.