Maybe she could wear the uniform from her action figure doll.

But, “no capes!”

Can they turn the Increasingly Failing Sarah Palin into the Unsinkable Molly Brown?

Don’t answer a question with a question, like “In what respect, Gwen?” She will just say “In any respect you dumb as dogshit clown.”

Best idea for a Debate Drinking Game yet:

Have a drink every time the governor clips the “g” off an “ing”-ending, as in reachin’, watchin’, testin’, tryin’, workin’.

Just know when to say “when.”

I love it! a reference to Edna Moda in “The Incredibles”!

And on the other side, every time Biden begins an answer with “Look, …..” Between the two of them, you’ll be hammered 1/2 way through.

I missed that. (and i saw the movie, too). Went right over my head wooosh! Good one, puravida.

I love when people get my pop culture jokes. *g*

O/T (forgive the early off topic post)
House Dem (progressive caucus) alternative Bill on CSPAN right now

Will be archived here later

cool. thanks

Remember to look directly at Biden and flutter your eyelashes a lot….and don’t forget the “bend and snap”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-4tIs00NvM

msnbc showing a backhoe on wall street. Is that McCain’s new bailout plan? to take care of that crater?

back to topic: LOL excellent post. I may not watch the debate on Thursday as her voice is really getting to me

and no sayin’ “horseshit”

here is the live cspan live link for the progressive caucus plan

She needs to remeber to bring up McCain’s POW-ness in nearly every answer.

was McCain a POW? You got a source for that? A link?

She can just ramble on for the entire debate. You know the old saying, if you can’t convince them, confuse them

96. If you make a mistake, try to act like it never happened.

Hell, she’s a Republican. No need to worry about that one.

Can anybody find details about the progressive caucus plan? I can’t seem to find squat. I see the link above, but I don’t see any info on the plan.

Memo to Senator Biden: if we remember what Failin’ says, you win. If we remember what you say, maybe not. Let. Her. Talk.

but seriously… has Ifill ever moderated one of these? i don’t remember? if so, how was she? If not, how do you think she’ll be?

that would be– “baffle them with bullshit”

she and mccain sure know how to fill the air with their voice and look darn sure about what they are sayin’.

but if she does not get something wrong she will not get that “cuteness” thing going she falls back on

I will be disapointed if she doesn’t get that “cuteess” thing happening

BTW, I looked at that Queen of Hearts picture above and I have to wonder what she’s doing with her hands…

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down. I see her bobbing around like a Weeble and Biden just pushing her over gently and watching her bob around some more. And smiling his ass off.

She’s the queen of diamonds. big difference.

I don’t know how they do it but if you don’t believe in yourself no one will

not seeing any policy looking stuff on their site:

Here is the letter they sent the Speaker on 9/26

site link

Agreed
My sincere hope is that Biden’s been learning from Obama.
Palin can be the gift that keeps on giving.

I so agree with you.

Queen of Babble On

New Ian up at the Mothership

i actually think she’ll exceed expectations seein’ as how they’re so low. all she needs to do is repeat certain talking points. amazingly, she hasn’t been able to do that, after a few days of practice, she should be able to. i don’t see her screwin’ up in a big way and the story will be “Palin held her own with the more experienced Biden.”

Well yeah diamonds, but what’s she doin with her hands? It looks kind of obscene.

it’s sign language.

Yes, they’ll certainly try to lower the expectations, but: Could they *be* any lower? This is uncharted territory. If she doesn’t irreparably damage our relations with a NATO ally, or cause a coup in Pakistan, that will be considered a success.

LOL

Hmmm. reminds me of somethin’ McCain said about cindy a while back.

omg, look carefully at that … it’s a yoni.

Google ‘Gwen Ifill’ and you can see video of her interviewing Obama as well as a question & answer session with her regarding Thursday’s debate.

The Queen of Diamonds is a reference to a 1962 film in which a brainwashed POW is continually referred to “…the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

Now it’s being updated IRL.

Be wary of of totalitarian regimes; left or right, they are always wrong.

Don’t forget that moment that Sharon Stone had in that movie, um, I can’t remember the name, but I do remember the moment

Dave Neiwert has his diary Front-Paged!
Dispatch From Wasilla: The Clouds Descend

The problem is that Palin is likely second guessing everything she says right now. She likely has never had such scrutiny and fact-checking about her remarks back in Juneau. So she’s going to be even more cautious about stating anything factual. Any odd sort of question, or query that’s differently phrased might send her off into a spiral. But she likely be on safe ground if the questions don’t get too outside the bounds of the McCain pamphlets and are generalities.

was McCain a POW? You got a source for that? A link?

I heard he stayed at a Hilton hotel the whole war and that’s where he met Paris before he saw a cross in the dust of a soldier’s boots which caused him to rise up, declare himself a great leader and …

John McCain says ‘horseshit’ in public!